Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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