considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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