i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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