There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I got inside last night via doggy door
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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