you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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