Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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