Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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