shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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