Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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