Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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