so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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