Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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