my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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