Acid is not a monday night drug
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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