You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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