ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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