i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
And then he peed in my hair
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