physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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