so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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