have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
