that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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