yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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