It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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