I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
we're so committed to being not committed
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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