I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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