her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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