i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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