Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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