Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's not a walk of shame if you run
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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