tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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