Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She's the barista slut.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm way too hungover for life right now
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
