Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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