im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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