i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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