dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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