i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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