doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Randomize
