This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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