so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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