your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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