How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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