what if I'm pregnant?
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what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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