You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Randomize
