I'm eating all of the evidence.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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