i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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