Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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