She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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