You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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