physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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