Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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