kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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